The Night the Wi-Fi Went Out (And Everything Else Came Up)
It happened on a Sunday, which felt almost unfair. Sundays are supposed to be for pot roast and football and the particular kind of boredom that means everyone is safe and fed and home. Maggie Doyle had made the pot roast. Her husband, Tom, had the game on low in the background while his brother argued with their dad about the referee. Maggie's mother-in-law was rinsing dishes she didn't need to rinse yet, just to have something to do with her hands, the way mothers-in-law do. And then the smart display on the kitchen counter — the one that ran the thermostat, the porch lights, the family calendar, and somehow also the Wi-Fi router because Tom had "optimized" the whole house two Christmases ago — blinked, froze, and died. Not just the screen. Everything. The router rebooted itself into a loop. The smart speaker started announcing error codes in its calm robot voice. Somewhere upstairs, a printer that hadn't worked in months chose that exact moment to try printin...